Colt’s Stupendously Useless Blog: The Second Coming

I have discovered the ultimate Funblock pwner. Just get Firefox for Portableapps, then try to open a normally Funblocked page. It will work, no problem! While writing this very page, I have Bungie.net (normally Funblocked) In another tab!!1!!11!

Crap; I knew it was too good to be true.  Some gay fag at the education-place-whatever must have found me out, and re-blocked everything fun.  Either that, or my rapturous discovery was only a temporary glitch.  Those queers.

I made a page about them.  Go comment, crackers!

The pwntacular sequel to the ridiculously fun Indesructotank (see previous entries) is here!

Play it now (or regret it forever)

Thanks to NotDoppler.com for hosting the game, and to Earl for showing it to me.

P.S. I just beat Guitar Hero III on Medium difficulty. That’s right; I italicize things now.

Finally, something worth posting!!!

This guy on the Halo Easter Eggs site made a site that randomly generates a phrase with this structure:

“Im in your (noun), (verb)ing your (noun)”

Sometimes it makes hilarious gems, like:

“Im in your shoes, shanking your animal,”
“Im in your clothes, entertaining your wallet,”
and, “Im in your cabinet, spanking your bike”

PhraseGen.com! Go there!

Whoa!  Al this time of Evil Sites/Corporations and I never included Microsoft!  What was I thinking?

I don’t even have to tell you why M$ is here.  But I will.  Monopoly.  World Domination.  For crying out loud, watch a Mac vs. PC commercial. If you haven’t already.

OS X!

The Evil Corporations category is a continuation of The First Coming’s “Evil Sites” series.  The Evil Sites included:Wal-Mart, AT&T (they are no longer evil, since Apple apparently considers them worthy of the iPhone), and, uh, I forget…Anywho, the newest Communist slavers to join them are McDonald’s.I did not entirely steal this idea from Silverwing Darkwing Dark Knight Dragon Master (I think that’s it). 
McDonald’s has been plaguing the world for years with their artery-clogging meals and overall inferiority to Burger King, but they made me angry.

The sign on the door reads, “Wi-Fi Here!”. So, being the proud owner of a brand-new Apple MacBook, I try it. As I order my “food”, I inquire something like, “How do I use your Wi-Fi”. Employee #7635671 replies, “It costs $2.50″. Anger. Rage. Humiliation. Irritation.

So I go to a nearby coffee shop and uses their Wi-Fi service for free. Eat that, pigs. In fact, this very rant was posted from said coffee shop.

Therefore, McDonald’s has the dishonor of being the newest, and first, Evil Corporation of the Week.

This post was edited at 7:49, 9/11/07 at the request of the Dirty Kid Dragon Master.

Sorry about that.Also, go download Marathon Aleph One for your operating system from here. Also, is you have Mac OS X (and I doubt you do, you pitiful suckers) you can get Pfhorge, a free map editor for Marathon.

P.S. This game is rated M, if anyone cares. Apparently James does. You’re welcome.

From the superlative video website Loading.Ready.Run. (commonly abbreviated LRR) comes a movie made in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

The Importance of Good Henchmen

Download link 

This may be the only game I have ever played in which the object is to get shot.

From Stupidfest’s mirror (funblock workaround) Emakins.

Indestructotank

My old WordPress host, pen2u.com, kinda screwed me over and becam a link farm, so here I am.

And a note to Earl:

GET A MESSANGER, RETARD!